The KiddChris Show - where the socially unacceptable are accepted. Full Bio
07/01/2025 - Send Me a Kiss By Wire
An Unflinching Look at Cincinnati's Violent Summer: KiddChris and Sara dive into the alarming increase in violence across Cincinnati, describing recent incidents as "one of the most violent nights ever". Multiple shootings in areas like OTR's Hannah Park and Walnut Hills, with particular concern raised that many involve children. A brutal, 10-person fight at The Banks late on a Friday night, sparking discussions about public safety and the surprising reality of violence erupting near family-friendly events. A Tragic Motorcycle Accident: Learn the unfortunate details of a 23-year-old motorcycle rider who died after falling off the Taylor Southgate Bridge, reportedly while distracted by his cell phone and trying to make a video. Sara has the story about a father who jumped 50 feet off a Disney cruise ship to rescue his 5-year-old daughter after she fell overboard from the fourth deck. Both were rescued unharmed after 20 minutes in the water, a testament to the power of adrenaline and quick action. This dramatic account leads to a relatable discussion about the sheer panic of losing a child, referencing KiddChris’ own terrifying experience when his daughter disappeared in a hotel elevator. "Things That Make Sarah Go Ew" Contest: This popular segment features listeners calling in to share their most disgusting, real-life stories to try and make host Sara visibly react with an "Ew!". KiddChris is excited about his tweet exchange with Weather Gal Ginger Zee! He also chimes in on the ongoing debate about funding public libraries versus schools.
06/30/2025 - Poop Cruise
KiddChris and Sara are joined by Blake from Sales to dive into the disaster of "Train Wreck: The Poop Cruise" – relive the wild 2013 Carnival Cruise nightmare with over 3,100 passengers and 1,000 crew members stuck at sea, facing power outages, non-flushing toilets, raw sewage, and even free-flowing alcohol leading to chaos.
Beyond documentaries, it's a mix of relatable everyday absurdities, like the shocking amount of time people spend on their phones in the bathroom and the questionable hygiene habits of others.
Stay updated on local sports with commentary on the Reds' walk-off victories, Bengals' countdown, and US Women's and Men's National Soccer team triumphs.
KiddChris and Sara pull the curtain to expose the radio station life, including office "mutants," coffee spills that ruin expensive equipment, and a bet about a new producer's job longevity.
06/27/2025 - Foreign lip
Opening about Cincinnati Reds' Big Red Machine 50th Anniversary weekend, featuring legendary players like Johnny Bench and Ken Griffey Senior, plus a cool hat giveaway and fireworks show.
Sara has a story about… Poop Medicine? Discover a Japanese pharmaceutical company that pays for "high quality" stool donations to make medicine – a process involving strict screenings, a "relaxation room," and potentially surprising payouts.
Is KiddChris Even Real? The show pulls the curtain back and proves that he has been AI since 2014 and hasn't actually been at the radio station in years, living in Omaha. HA HA!
On-Air Drama and Social Media Feuds: Hear about the hosts' direct confrontations with annoying callers, including a listener who took their complaints to iHeart's massive Twitter account, leading to some hilarious social media clap backs.
06/26/2025 - Tax Tha Dank
John Matarese warns about getting duped this Prime Day! We unpack the scary rise of fake online retailers selling knock-off Stanley Cups and Hey Dudes shoes, revealing how AI makes these scams look terrifyingly real. KiddChris has a take on how to really fund those wars!
Sara has a story about a junior high graduation stunt in Taiwan, where parents hired pole dancers to perform on school property! Was it creative or completely out of line?
Also the latest in sports, including the MLB fan banned for life for heckling a player about his deceased mother.
People on Talkbacks wanna hear KiddChris and his embarrassing high school rap recordings!
06/25/2025 - Billi Diss
A fitness trainer's trip to Disney takes an unexpected turn when her outfit sparks a viral dress code controversy, raising questions about park policies and public shaming. The victim ends up calling and sharing her story!
KiddChris is having his normal annoying troubles from the agony of ripping band-aids off his hairy arms to yelling at Sara over him wearing flip-flops at work. Sara has a story about a lawn care worker who threw an epic (and illegal) house party while the homeowners were away.
"Can I Sue?" – Your Legal Lifeline: A legal expert Stuart W. Penrose tackles listener questions on everything from child custody battles for blended families to car accident claims and credit card fraud, offering practical advice you won't want to miss.
The Internet's Dark Side: A sobering discussion about shocking and controversial viral videos, including a disturbing clip of young children appearing to smoke pot.
06/24/2025 - The Lucy of Life
Sara pisses KiddChris off with "calmation". The new term for wellness vacations and hilariously debates Gen Z's demands for 4-day work weeks, ping-pong lounges, and nap rooms.
KiddChris and Sara go through their wide-ranging playlist that spans from Pantera to Taylor Swift.
Sara shares a bizarre story about a 61-year-old woman stealing from gravesites! WTF?
KiddChris shares some WEBJUNK including and AI-generated viral McDonald's commercial and some Basement Music that you will LIKE and HATE.
Sports & Entertainment Giveaways: Catch up on Cincinnati Reds baseball updates and find out how to win tickets to see Cypress Hill or All Elite Wrestling live.
06/23/2025 - Bye Ya Doke
Sara tells a story about a woman who allegedly married her ex-boyfriend without his consent by mailing him a marriage certificate along with Bath & Body Works products, leading to a felony stalking charge. Plus, find out about the latest trend: divorce registries for starting over.
KiddChris had a run-in at his pool this weekend and that frustration lead to canceling the membership. This is AFTER dealing with a stolen watch, and even a child mashing poop into a shower drain.
KiddChris and Sara talk about the dynamics of friendships strengthened by "breaking each other's balls" and hear about an elaborate ongoing "Bible game" prank between brothers.
06/18/2025 - Mask Rock
A brewery's strict new policy for kids (e.g., children must remain seated at the table, curfew by 6:00 p.m.), sparking a lively discussion about public etiquette and family outings.
Wild Stories & Pop Culture: From a 135-year-old tortoise named Goliath becoming a first-time dad at the Miami Zoo to new bands like Sleep Token and President hiding behind masks in the wake of Ghost's popularity, the show covers an array of quirky and interesting stories.
Catch up on the latest in MLB, NHL, NBA, and the WNBA, including the hot topic of Caitlyn Clark's treatment in the league.
Get straight answers from attorney Stuart W. Penrose on a variety of topics, including questions about:
First Amendment rights in private businesses.
Landlord-tenant issues regarding unfixed repairs and mold, property damage from fiber optic installations.
Workers' compensation alternatives, and complex divorce and asset division scenarios.
06/17/2025 - Peed On Cans
Music Nostalgia & Celebrity Oddities: From the Beastie Boys' "Check Your Head" going gold in '92 to a deep dive into your "siren songs" – the tracks that get you fired up (think Korn, Van Halen, Kiss) – we're also talking about the wild pets of celebrities like Ice-T's sharks and Tracy Morgan's $400,000 octopus!
Sara has this story of a 70-year-old "Florida Man" who allegedly urinated on over $10,000 worth of food at Sam's Club, including hundreds of cans of Spam and Vienna sausages! Find out how he was caught and what charges he's facing.
Cicadas have STD’s!? Get the lowdown on the Brood 14 cicadas, their loud mating songs, and the bizarre "genital destroying disease" (a "sex fungus") that's causing them to mate at an accelerated pace before they succumb.
KiddChris and his hilarious habit of blocking Bengals fans on Twitter!
06/16/2025 - Bananas and Subs
Is Your Radio Station a Drive-Thru? Listen in as KiddChris and Sara get a Talkback from a listener requesting coffee, breakfast, and an entire grocery list for delivery – making you wonder what people think radio hosts actually do!
Weekend Recap: From Submersible Tragedies to Banana Ball Fun! KiddChris and Sara are joined by Blake from Sales to talk about the OceanGate submarine documentary, discussing society's obsession with the unfolding disaster.
Sara has the lowdown on why major food brands like Oreo and Wheat Thins are suing Aldi for "blatantly copying" their packaging.
Plus, join the debate on the best (and worst) of "basement music" making waves on TikTok!
KiddChris shares his car crash prank call that went viral on YouTube.. He thinking “Crash Lady” may have to make a comeback!