The KiddChris Show - where the socially unacceptable are accepted. Full Bio
05/01/2025 - Shoesless
04/30/2025 - Boo Boxers
The show opens with frequent caller Tyler, joking about his many calls and asking personal questions about him being in bed in his blue boxers. They invite him to the studio and ask for his address.
They discuss the story of Michael Schuer, a Disney World employee who hacked menu servers to add inappropriate content and raise prices for attention. He was sentenced to prison and restitution, losing his job.
They discuss a strange story about a UC Health doctor performing inappropriate ultrasounds on men's testicles in his apartment bedroom after meeting them in a running group, but a judge ruled it was not a crime. KiddChris and Sara disagree.
Stuart W. Penrose answers legal questions from callers:
Lisa asks about suing a pool company that closed after selling a faulty pool. Stuart explains getting a judgment is possible but collecting from a closed or insolvent company is hard.
KiddChris asks about carrying a weapon in a car in Ohio. Stuart explains the rules differ based on having a CCW permit.
They share stories about past physical fights.
Jim asks about a car accident where the at-fault driver and car owner had no insurance. Stuart confirms they are liable but collecting without insurance is difficult, suggesting small claims court.
Kevin asks if he is responsible for a loan solely in his deceased wife's name. Stuart says he is generally not responsible as it's her estate's debt, but he should get an attorney because they were still married.
A caller asks if she has a case after being terminated immediately after giving notice, despite a supervisor promising to pay her for the notice period. Stuart advises talking to an employment attorney.
KiddChris and Stuart discuss having kids younger versus older.
They discuss pets, with KiddChris expressing a strong preference for dogs over cats.
They discuss the story of Michael Schuer, a Disney World employee who hacked menu servers to add inappropriate content and raise prices for attention. He was sentenced to prison and restitution, losing his job.
They discuss a strange story about a UC Health doctor performing inappropriate ultrasounds on men's testicles in his apartment bedroom after meeting them in a running group, but a judge ruled it was not a crime. KiddChris and Sara disagree.
Stuart W. Penrose answers legal questions from callers:
Lisa asks about suing a pool company that closed after selling a faulty pool. Stuart explains getting a judgment is possible but collecting from a closed or insolvent company is hard.
KiddChris asks about carrying a weapon in a car in Ohio. Stuart explains the rules differ based on having a CCW permit.
They share stories about past physical fights.
Jim asks about a car accident where the at-fault driver and car owner had no insurance. Stuart confirms they are liable but collecting without insurance is difficult, suggesting small claims court.
Kevin asks if he is responsible for a loan solely in his deceased wife's name. Stuart says he is generally not responsible as it's her estate's debt, but he should get an attorney because they were still married.
A caller asks if she has a case after being terminated immediately after giving notice, despite a supervisor promising to pay her for the notice period. Stuart advises talking to an employment attorney.
KiddChris and Stuart discuss having kids younger versus older.
They discuss pets, with KiddChris expressing a strong preference for dogs over cats.
04/28/2025 - Spiderz
KiddChris and Sara find it funny that conversations about Pete Rose are happening at the White House, with President Donald Trump and Rob Manfred, the baseball commissioner, discussing the permanent ban. The president is noted as a big Pete Rose fan. There's speculation that an announcement about Rose's induction could happen by May 14th, coinciding with a celebration event. The ideal scenario would be the announcement happening at the ballpark on May 14th, potentially delivered by the Reds' long-time public address announcer, Marty Brennaman.
The event on May 14th is expected to be a sold-out game with a standing ovation for Rose. Every single fan attending the May 14th game will receive a Pete Rose replica jersey.
Marty Brennaman is expected to have a significant presence at the game on the 14th. If Rose goes into the Hall of Fame, Marty might induct him and introduce the family.
Bill Belichick is on a media tour for his new book, "The Art of Winning". His 24-year-old girlfriend, Jordan, is accompanying Bill Belichick everywhere, including interviews and even on the field with his team at UNC. Jordan reportedly interrupted and corrected Belichick multiple times during a CBS interview over the weekend, causing delays. She allegedly had a "hissy fit" and stormed out at one point.
KiddChris and Sara commented on Bill Belichick's recent appearance, specifically a shirt with a hole at the collarbone. He was compared to the Brooklyn Brawler. One host suggested Jordan might be cutting holes in his sweatshirts to make him not look cute.
KiddChris is dealing with a spider problem in his apartment, having received spider bites. He killed a large spider and bought spider repellent packets. He put the packets around, laundered his sheets on high heat, and slept in long clothes. The spider repellent packets smell like pot but he finds it "earthy" and okay compared to other bad smells.
The event on May 14th is expected to be a sold-out game with a standing ovation for Rose. Every single fan attending the May 14th game will receive a Pete Rose replica jersey.
Marty Brennaman is expected to have a significant presence at the game on the 14th. If Rose goes into the Hall of Fame, Marty might induct him and introduce the family.
Bill Belichick is on a media tour for his new book, "The Art of Winning". His 24-year-old girlfriend, Jordan, is accompanying Bill Belichick everywhere, including interviews and even on the field with his team at UNC. Jordan reportedly interrupted and corrected Belichick multiple times during a CBS interview over the weekend, causing delays. She allegedly had a "hissy fit" and stormed out at one point.
KiddChris and Sara commented on Bill Belichick's recent appearance, specifically a shirt with a hole at the collarbone. He was compared to the Brooklyn Brawler. One host suggested Jordan might be cutting holes in his sweatshirts to make him not look cute.
KiddChris is dealing with a spider problem in his apartment, having received spider bites. He killed a large spider and bought spider repellent packets. He put the packets around, laundered his sheets on high heat, and slept in long clothes. The spider repellent packets smell like pot but he finds it "earthy" and okay compared to other bad smells.
04/28/2025 - Reefer Bunny
KiddChris and Sara wish happy birthday to Jay Leno, noting his wife's illness.Saddam Hussein's birthday is also mentioned and the Property Brothers (Jonathan and Drew Scott), leading to a discussion about how Sara initially thinking the twins were a gay couple. Too Short's birthday is acknowledged.
The anniversary of Boy George chaining a Norwegian male prostitute to his bedroom wall in 2007, resulting in his arrest for false imprisonment, is discussed.
Sara breaks a story about a massage parlor bust in conservative Westchester, where a 60-year-old woman, Lin Jen, was allegedly performing sexual acts for money. KiddChris and Sara discuss whether this situation could involve human trafficking. Despite the bust, the massage parlor, New Oriental Massage, reportedly remains open with good online reviews.
KiddChris and Sara prepare to address a large number of listener talkbacks. A listener shares a story about being scared by bees in their shoe while driving. A humorous, fake message for Sara regarding jury duty and demanding "feet pics" is played.
KiddChris and Sara solicit listener stories about high school teachers who were arrested, fired, or vanished due to scandals. A listener named Sierra calls in with a story about a history teacher who seemed to be under the influence, was arrested for a DUI, and then moved to a night school position. Another listener, Krista, shares a story about her fiancé sleeping with his high school teacher throughout his senior year, around 2015, and never getting caught.
The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductees for 2025 are announced: Bad Company, The White Stripes, Cindy Lauper, and Soundgarden. This leads to a discussion about Chubby Checker's past outrage over not having his own statue at the Hall of Fame and his confrontational on-air appearance on their show years prior. KiddChris and Sara replay audio of Chubby Checker arguing with a caller who claimed he didn't play real rock and roll.
The anniversary of Boy George chaining a Norwegian male prostitute to his bedroom wall in 2007, resulting in his arrest for false imprisonment, is discussed.
Sara breaks a story about a massage parlor bust in conservative Westchester, where a 60-year-old woman, Lin Jen, was allegedly performing sexual acts for money. KiddChris and Sara discuss whether this situation could involve human trafficking. Despite the bust, the massage parlor, New Oriental Massage, reportedly remains open with good online reviews.
KiddChris and Sara prepare to address a large number of listener talkbacks. A listener shares a story about being scared by bees in their shoe while driving. A humorous, fake message for Sara regarding jury duty and demanding "feet pics" is played.
KiddChris and Sara solicit listener stories about high school teachers who were arrested, fired, or vanished due to scandals. A listener named Sierra calls in with a story about a history teacher who seemed to be under the influence, was arrested for a DUI, and then moved to a night school position. Another listener, Krista, shares a story about her fiancé sleeping with his high school teacher throughout his senior year, around 2015, and never getting caught.
The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductees for 2025 are announced: Bad Company, The White Stripes, Cindy Lauper, and Soundgarden. This leads to a discussion about Chubby Checker's past outrage over not having his own statue at the Hall of Fame and his confrontational on-air appearance on their show years prior. KiddChris and Sara replay audio of Chubby Checker arguing with a caller who claimed he didn't play real rock and roll.
04/25/2025 - The Bangz
KiddChris shares a video of a car dealership throwing down a cheesy rap in their TV commercial so good it could be the "best commercial ever"? Also the tale of a "bogus beggar" in Lexington who raked in a staggering $100,000 a year by faking a disability, even bragging about his lucrative scheme after getting caught. It’ll make you question every panhandler you see.
Sara brings us into the mind-boggling case of a North Carolina woman who allegedly pilfered over $13,000 worth of candles from Bath & Body Works. KiddChris and Sara speculate on the logistics of such a massive heist and what one could possibly do with 650 three-wick candles.
KiddChris and Sara analyze a story that redefines "parenting gone wrong." A mom in Tyler, Texas, is facing charges after bringing ALCOHOL-LACED JELLO SHOTS to her daughter's FIFTH-GRADE PARTY.
KiddChris and Sara have the discussion around new safety measures at The Banks. The new "adults only" rule in the public plaza late on Friday and Saturday nights, questioning its effectiveness in curbing violence.
Sara brings us into the mind-boggling case of a North Carolina woman who allegedly pilfered over $13,000 worth of candles from Bath & Body Works. KiddChris and Sara speculate on the logistics of such a massive heist and what one could possibly do with 650 three-wick candles.
KiddChris and Sara analyze a story that redefines "parenting gone wrong." A mom in Tyler, Texas, is facing charges after bringing ALCOHOL-LACED JELLO SHOTS to her daughter's FIFTH-GRADE PARTY.
KiddChris and Sara have the discussion around new safety measures at The Banks. The new "adults only" rule in the public plaza late on Friday and Saturday nights, questioning its effectiveness in curbing violence.
04/24/2025 - We Don't Condone This Behavior
John Matarese calls in about the impending price hikes on popular fast fashion sites like Teimu and Shein, effective Friday, April 25th, due to "world economic environment and tariffs". This is your last call to snag those deals before prices potentially jump significantly.
The KiddChris Show takes a moment to remember the late Steve "Mongo" McMichael, a legend in both football and wrestling, discussing his passing due to ALS at the age of 67. Reflecting on his career with the Chicago Bears and the Four Horsemen!
The real entertainment kicks in with the bizarre and the relatable. Witness the outrage over a dramatic haircut incident at a Louisiana barbershop, "Draft Pics," where a stylist allegedly gave an 11-year-old a "drastic haircut" over a $25 late fee?!
Hear about callers and the perceived "gayness" of bands like Creed and Nickleback but yet they want tickets for Judas Priest!?
Things get spicy with an interview featuring musician Taylor Austin Dye, where playful flirting and talk of "heathen activities" and body shots create some truly intriguing radio. Find out why KiddChris is so enthusiastic about her performance at Edgewater on April 26th.
The KiddChris Show takes a moment to remember the late Steve "Mongo" McMichael, a legend in both football and wrestling, discussing his passing due to ALS at the age of 67. Reflecting on his career with the Chicago Bears and the Four Horsemen!
The real entertainment kicks in with the bizarre and the relatable. Witness the outrage over a dramatic haircut incident at a Louisiana barbershop, "Draft Pics," where a stylist allegedly gave an 11-year-old a "drastic haircut" over a $25 late fee?!
Hear about callers and the perceived "gayness" of bands like Creed and Nickleback but yet they want tickets for Judas Priest!?
Things get spicy with an interview featuring musician Taylor Austin Dye, where playful flirting and talk of "heathen activities" and body shots create some truly intriguing radio. Find out why KiddChris is so enthusiastic about her performance at Edgewater on April 26th.
04/23/2025 - Holy Foley
KiddChris had a stressful experience the previous day when his laptop, which contains everything for the radio show, wouldn't start due to a completely dead battery. He expressed significant relief when it finally powered on, stating that his "career saved".
Sara has a news story about a 24-year-old Chicago Police Department recruit who was found with eight baggies of crack cocaine in his cargo pants during a fake drug search at the police academy. The recruit's initial panic led to him claiming the drugs were "garbage" and then that the pants belonged to his brother. KiddChris and Sara found this situation absurd, questioning how someone could forget about such a large quantity of drugs in their pants, especially knowing a drug search was part of the training.
The host recounted a personal story of seeing Hawk from the Road Warriors and Shawn Michaels smoking crack out of a Pepsi can in high school, describing it as one of the scariest things he had ever seen. He later discussed this with Shawn Michaels on his radio show.
The conversation then turned to the death of Pope Francis. KiddChris and Sara discussed his age, recent health issues, and the announcement of his death the day after Easter. KiddChris and Sara then speculated about the contenders for the next Pope, mentioning two American candidates, Joseph Tobin and Robert Provost. KiddChris added himself to the list. They discussed the process of selecting a new Pope, comparing it to the mafia and the NFL draft, and the tradition of black and white smoke signals. KiddChris is encouraging listeners to make "Holy Foley" a trending topic.
Sara has a news story about a 24-year-old Chicago Police Department recruit who was found with eight baggies of crack cocaine in his cargo pants during a fake drug search at the police academy. The recruit's initial panic led to him claiming the drugs were "garbage" and then that the pants belonged to his brother. KiddChris and Sara found this situation absurd, questioning how someone could forget about such a large quantity of drugs in their pants, especially knowing a drug search was part of the training.
The host recounted a personal story of seeing Hawk from the Road Warriors and Shawn Michaels smoking crack out of a Pepsi can in high school, describing it as one of the scariest things he had ever seen. He later discussed this with Shawn Michaels on his radio show.
The conversation then turned to the death of Pope Francis. KiddChris and Sara discussed his age, recent health issues, and the announcement of his death the day after Easter. KiddChris and Sara then speculated about the contenders for the next Pope, mentioning two American candidates, Joseph Tobin and Robert Provost. KiddChris added himself to the list. They discussed the process of selecting a new Pope, comparing it to the mafia and the NFL draft, and the tradition of black and white smoke signals. KiddChris is encouraging listeners to make "Holy Foley" a trending topic.
04/22/2025 - Pardon Bardin
Wendy's cheeky "Can we send her back?" tweet about Katy Perry's brief space trip. Has the Perry Camp pissy and Lawyers could be getting involved???!!! WTF?
KiddChris and Sara delve into the allegations and leaked texts surrounding Shannon Sharpe, the ongoing public perception.
KiddChris's very strong (and controversial) theories about Yoko Ono's influence on John Lennon, including claims about her being a bad influence and introducing him to heroin. Be prepared for takes you might not hear anywhere else, even prompting strong listener reactions.
The recurring "Weirdo Dude" is back on the TALKBACK with his jokes!
Sara has the story of a "naughty teacher" in Kentucky facing serious charges, including solicitation for murder and sexual abuse of a minor! KiddChris give his reasons why she should be set free! Kanye West's continuous stream of controversial actions and statements, including wearing swastika t-shirts and his new song "Cousins" which reportedly details disturbing experiences from his childhood.
KiddChris and Sara delve into the allegations and leaked texts surrounding Shannon Sharpe, the ongoing public perception.
KiddChris's very strong (and controversial) theories about Yoko Ono's influence on John Lennon, including claims about her being a bad influence and introducing him to heroin. Be prepared for takes you might not hear anywhere else, even prompting strong listener reactions.
The recurring "Weirdo Dude" is back on the TALKBACK with his jokes!
Sara has the story of a "naughty teacher" in Kentucky facing serious charges, including solicitation for murder and sexual abuse of a minor! KiddChris give his reasons why she should be set free! Kanye West's continuous stream of controversial actions and statements, including wearing swastika t-shirts and his new song "Cousins" which reportedly details disturbing experiences from his childhood.
04/21/2025 - Pope
From the passing of the Pope to the wild world of wrestling, and is the Easter Bunny and GUY or a GIRL?
The Cincinnati Reds' impressive performance and the Cincinnati Bengals' offseason activities. Sara brings up the new trend of "hat fishing" on dating apps. WTF is it and why is it pissing KiddChris off now??
Sara has a story of tragic house fire caused by a bizarre incident involving sex toys and they also talk concerns about shootings downtown. KiddChris thought legalizing pot would chill everyone out!
The Cincinnati Reds' impressive performance and the Cincinnati Bengals' offseason activities. Sara brings up the new trend of "hat fishing" on dating apps. WTF is it and why is it pissing KiddChris off now??
Sara has a story of tragic house fire caused by a bizarre incident involving sex toys and they also talk concerns about shootings downtown. KiddChris thought legalizing pot would chill everyone out!
04/18/2025 - Murky Fish
Are you fascinated by the darker side of internet fame? KiddChris and Sara dive headfirst into the Netflix documentary "Kidfluencers," about the exploitation of young YouTube stars and the manipulative tactics of their parents.
A Cincinnati church offering free gas on Good Friday – KiddChris has predictions of the ensuing chaos!
The ongoing saga of Country Jeff, the "drunk drifter," has new goldfish named after Ninja Turtles living in a cookie jar.
A Cincinnati church offering free gas on Good Friday – KiddChris has predictions of the ensuing chaos!
The ongoing saga of Country Jeff, the "drunk drifter," has new goldfish named after Ninja Turtles living in a cookie jar.